Radio silence

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 


freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

mintiscream asked:
What's your career goal after college?


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

zooeydeschannoying:

what i thought eating ass would be like

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what eating ass is actually like

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